Showing posts with label spices. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spices. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Bounce With Me

Thanksgiving is so soon, guys!! I'm celebrating by having friends over for Friendsgiving, and also by sharing holiday recipes with you all so that you can feed the vegans at your table next week. First up: Cranberry Sauce!


Homemade cranberry sauce meets all three of my criteria for a holiday recipe: delicious, easy, and cheap. This whole process will cost $4, take 20 minutes, and result in a large bowl of tangy, fragrant cranberry sauce for all your Tofurky needs.


I love this shit but goddamn, it looks like a football filled with stuffing. Ah well - onto the recipe!

Cranberry Sauce
From my mama's kitchen

Makes about 2 cups of cranberry sauce

1 cup water
1 cup granulated sugar
12 ounces of fresh cranberries
1 orange, sectioned and chopped into small pieces
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg

First, check to make sure your cranberries are ripe. This is critical because it will help you understand the stupid pun in the title of this post, and also because I accidentally made my first attempt at this sauce with bad cranberries and my kitchen smelled like burning plastic. So. Rinse your berries well, then pick out any that are light green (these aren't ripe yet and will taste really bitter) and any that look a little mushy (these are going bad and will, surprisingly, taste like rotten berries). If in doubt, take the questionable cranberry and toss it onto your countertop. A ripe berry will - wait for it - bounce, while an overripe one will not. GET IT??

Bouncy berries.

Pour the water and sugar into a medium saucepan and put it on the stove over medium-high heat. Once it starts to boil, dump in your cranberries. After about a minute, they're going to start popping and foaming like crazy. Don't panic! This is fine. Once the popping subsides, add the chopped orange, cinnamon, and nutmeg, then lower the heat so that this sticky mess is just simmering.

Merrily crackling away.

Let the sauce do its thing for 10 more minutes, then turn off the heat and let it cool for at least 30 minutes before you transfer it into a Tupperware or jar for storage. It's going to be really runny while it's hot, but it'll thicken up nicely once it cools down.

I didn't have a spare Tofurky to try this batch out, but the heaping spoon of cranberry sauce I had in my morning oatmeal was pretty delicious. Enjoy!


Friday, April 18, 2014

April Showers Bring...Chai Tea Ice Cream

This past January, I moved into a new house in a great neighborhood with awesome people. As the weather slowwwwly but surely gets better, we've been getting to enjoy one of the best features of this lovely place: an enclosed porch, complete with a grill, comfy patio furniture, and a view over the community dog park behind our house. All I want to do is sit out there and bask in the glory of spring, preferably while eating delicious warm weather treats, like the Chai Latte Ice Cream that I'm going to share with you lucky devils today.


Ice cream was one of those things I thought I'd miss as a vegan, but then I discovered coconut milk ice cream and I've never looked back. This recipe combines the fragrance of chai tea and five different spices with the smooth goodness of coconut milk and cashew cream, and the result is heavenly. Even the girlfriend - one of those mythical creatures who can eat a single Thin Mint and be satisfied - gave this the stamp of approval, so I'm going to go ahead and call it a success.

I very seriously considered buying an ice cream maker for the sole purpose of never running out of frozen treats this summer, but ultimately decided to hold off on adding a super specialized gadget to my kitchen for now. Luckily, I found instructions for several different ways to make ice cream without this contraption! If you do have an ice cream maker, crank that bad boy up and let it do its thing. If not, check out the recipe below for details on how to get by without one - all you need is a giant bowl and some serious forearm strength!


Chai Latte Ice Cream
recipe adapted from the brilliant folks at The Minimalist Baker; machine-free instructions are from David Lebovitz

Makes about 2 pints of ice cream.

1½ cups raw cashews
1 cup coconut milk
3 bags of chai tea
¼ cup coconut oil, melted
¼ cup maple syrup
¼ cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon each of cinnamon and ginger
½ teaspoon each of ground cloves, allspice, and cardamom

You'll need a little prep time for this recipe; I recommend starting it the evening before you want to serve your ice cream. Start off by soaking your cashews. Just dump them in a bowl, pour in enough cold water so that they're all submerged, and leave them alone for at least 6 hours (overnight is fine, too). Now steep your tea in a mug of hot water for about 3 minutes - it's going to be ridiculously strong! - and leave it in the fridge until you're ready to use it. Finally, grab your largest bowl and put it in the freezer to chill. This will help your ice cream set once you pour it in.

Chai tea and cashew cream. And DIY coasters!

When you're ready to actually whip up your frosty dessert, you'll start by making cashew cream. Throw your soaked cashews (they'll be a little soft and kind of bland) into a food processor or blender, and puree them forever and ever. You should end up with something that looks a little bit like very thick, very pale peanut butter.

Add the coconut milk, coconut oil, brewed tea, maple syrup, sugar, vanilla, and spices to the blender and whirl everything around for at least 3 minutes, stopping every once in a while to scrape down the sides. Your "ice cream" is going to look a little gross at this point - picture a partially melted Frappucino and you'll have a good idea of what you're working with.

Starring: cinnamon.

When you're certain that every little clump of cashew has been demolished, pour the liquid into your pre-chilled bowl and stick it in the freezer. Now comes the hard part: waiting and mixing. Every 45 minutes or so, take your bowl out and whisk the mixture really vigorously for about 2 minutes, then put it back in the freezer while you go watch another episode of The Wire. At first, it'll still be pretty watery; the next time around, though, it'll have a pudding-like consistency, and after about 3 hours you'll be breaking a sweat trying to mix it properly.

Once your ice cream is sufficiently solid, transfer it into a tupperware container and let it sit in the freezer until you're ready to eat it. Or just, ya know...eat it. Add chocolate chips, because life is short. You can also try running your ice cream through the blender one more time before you serve it - this will get you a soft serve texture if that's more your cup of (chai) tea!